No really, your tax deadline is today. For reals this time. Just wanted to let you know.

Now, when I get around to updating this, I’ve been trying to link up to what happened on the show that day. Well today none of the OnDemand files are showing up. They’re all in the website, but they’re stuck in Limbo somewhere. So keep checking back at this link throughout the day to get your fix.

You can check out some of the videos and hilarity from yesterday’s Zumba lesson over at the Facebook page. Give us a mercy link, we get points!

Also, If you want to help those affected by the FA-18 crash from the other week then click this link and find out how you can.

Thanks!

-Eric

I Promise!

Our radio recorder machine today seemed to take a crap on us. There’s audio, but trust me when I tell you it’s unlistenable. You can’t make out any of it…except for this. Cliff Andrews interrupts Rick’s interview with Tracy, the Face of Fox 43.

Thankfully there are some Idiots on the Internet to share with you.

When you’re on Wheel of Fortune, pay attention! Dumbass.

4 Year old is more musically inclined than most professional musicians.

Reporter can’t spit out the word “Nicaragua.” NSFW-ish.

44 million C****???

Enjoy your day.

-Eric

Thankfully everyone is safe after Friday afternoon’s jet crash in Virginia Beach. That’s incredible given the circumstances!

Here’s what happened on Monday’s show:

Classic replays for; I Wanna be a Civilian, Scar-A-Gami, and Save the Porn Stars.

620 - Right after the 6 news, Rick and Stephen shared an experience, their first Passover Gifilte Fish Leftovers!

645 - Stupid News - Rabbits Cost Too Much…Easter Bunny Arrested for Possession…Hand Grenade found in Easter Egg Hunt

715 - Ask Shelley - All about space, beer, boobs and butts!

845 - Stupid News - Scrotum Severely torn…Gravy Wrestling Champ’s Future in jeopardy…Kidney Sold to buy iPad

930 - Rod has Abandoned the Admirals. How Troy from The Fox saved the season!

-Eric

630 - Sports - Rod is going out of town, and Troy from our sister station down the hall is filling in for him at the Admirals games this weekend. Here’s to Troy not blowing the 23 GAME WIN STREAK!!

645 - Stupid News - Dog Eats Masters Tickets…Phone Thief will return the phone for $500 or Boobs…$5 Drawing worth $2 Million

750 - Tim Kaine - Will be in town to talk about the importance of the Port of Virginia with Mark Warner.

820 - Jim Short. Funny guy from Texas/Australia…whichever.

845 - Stupid News - Bar Sex in the Smoking Room, Finger Missing…911 Call, Hardee’s is Gross…Poo in the Lift!

Idiots on the Internet…Bohemian Rhapsody guy put to the actual music. Craigslist prank, the old “Lamp/Shower” prank. They said it would be cool if we played their song. We said, they need to make the vocals louder.

Rod is on vacation til next Thursday. Please suffer thru me filling in on Sports. Thanks!

-Eric

Not only for the Admirals tonight as they go for 23 in a row, but the rest of you trying to drive around. Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden are both in town today, destroying all the roads in Norfolk in the process. So good luck. Seriously.

620 - Hillary Clinton on Tape - What’s a tape? Well, it’s what people used to put books onto when other people were too lazy to actually read them. And this one sounds like a fun time really.

645 - Stupid News - Cost of Screwing up a Home Repair…Shots Fired to Shut Kids Up…Cattle Rustling in a Honda Civic

720 - Joe Biden, in town, and destined to screw something up today.

730 - Sports - NCAA Men’s Championship goes to Kentucky (for now), and why the 1900 Olympics were the bee’s knees.

845 - Stupid News - YMCA Safety Drill featuring maniacs, remain calm…Picnic Pants…Batman Needs $1 Million or the Hospital gets it

We took a BOATLOAD of calls and Facebook posts on the Worst Movie ever today. And I have to say that I disagree with some of you on very serious terms. Rubber, the tire that kills people, is SUPPOSED to be stupid. SyFy movies like Sharktopus and MegaCroc are SUPPOSED to be bad. I still have to say that You Got Served, Fast and the Furious, and Death Proof are the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Death Proof is the nail in the coffin of my friendship with Stephen Hill. He loves it for some reason. And doesn’t like Dumb & Dumber. He is dead to me now.

-Eric

I don’t know what that means either.

Here’s today’s show in a nutshell. Help we’re in nutshells! Sorry, it’s Friday and I wanna leave.

645 - Stupid News - Tacocopter!…IT guy Peeing on Co-Worker’s Office Chairs…Bear Saves Man from Lion, Oh My.

720 - The News You Missed - Will Obamacare help you at the Rug Doctor? Placenta Diners and how Starbucks can make stuff pink.

730 - Sports - ADMIRALS go for 22 in a row tonight! Ron Burgundy’s ESPN audition is back!

845 - Stupid News - Wife & Dogs Shot because Dogs were Pooping inside…Extra Phone Lines at the Zoo in anticipation of April Fool’s Pranks…Stolen Parrot sings Queen, will Annoy Thieves

930 - Games for Your Butt - Star Wars Xbox! Ps4?? And Mass Cupcakes!

Idiots on the Internet were these: The only version of Moves Like Jagger anyone ever needs to hear again. Drunk guy in a squad car sings Queen. ALL HOLES FILLED!

Good luck on the MegaMillions. Rumble says he will be off on Monday whether he wins or not.

-Eric

Yesterday we had the story of Meth Lab Cleanups being a highly lucrative new career field. Well today the SMU commercial aired for the first time. Here’s hoping for a successful partnership between them, you and us.

645 - Stupid News - Decapitated Snakes still Venomous…$260,000 Winning Lotto Ticket give to Homeless Guy…Picasso Print bought for $14, Worth $6,000

730 - Sports - Admirals are the best! In the world! Ray Lewis’ inspiring words. New Tiger Porn, and some stuff.

845 - Stupid News - What not to call New Jersey Politicians…Fat Lady Fight over who is or isn’t Pregnant…100 Pound Scrotum

945 - Bobby Slayton was nice to us. Weird. Or he at least talks about doing bad radio.

Tomorrow, we will have lucky charms for you on your way to buy your lottery tickets.

-Eric

A boatload of phone calls today about road rage. You really shouldn’t do it. That’s the official morning show stance. Don’t.

645 - Stupid News - Weiner Exposed, Pot Bag Eaten…911 Called, Where can I Pee?…Foot Sawwed off to Stay on Unemployment

830 - Sports - Did the Patriots trick the Jets into getting Tebow? Dialysis fight over Final Four Louisville/Kentucky matchup. Tiger the SEAL?

845 - Stupid News - Spike Lee Tweets George Zimmerman’s address, except it’s not…New Job Celebratory Gunfire…Same Train Kills 2 Men in one trip

Some old but good stuff re-played today includes…

Banana 4 bono.

Canadian Squirrel.

Brother Pat’s Mellow not Harshed.

See you tomorrow with Bobby Slayton in the 9 hour.

-Eric

Today’s phone poll lasted almost all day. Good job everyone, that almost never happens. What was your strangest souvenir/collectible? Which led us to revisit an old friend, The Barney Franklin Mint.

Other stuff:

645 - Stupid News - Mall P.A. used to Shame wife, Announce Divorce…Ninjas Totally Stole from the Pot Van…Hitler Used to Sell Shampoo in Turkey

730 - Sports - Team USA fails to qualify for Olympic soccer. Reasons to see a Marlins game this year. Red Wings make NHL history, and Stoudemire’s bulging disc

745 - Cliff Andrews couldn’t get through for yesterday’s phone poll about how much you spent on your pet. But he thought we REALLY needed to know about it.

845 - Stupid News - 83 Year Old Walks into Glass Wall at Apple Store…Giant Chicken Stolen…Russian Cannibals

915 - Sebastian Maniscalco - Has a Showtime special on DVD on Sale TODAY. Go get it!

Kthxbai!

-Eric

Today was a big sports day. Tiger Woods won a tournament for the first time since 2009. The NCAA’s Final Four has been decided! Tim Tebow will be introduced as a Jet today, but some sports guys just don’t know how to focus. 830 sports, listen. Cry laughing like we did.

Some classic bits got re-aired today, in the wake of Tiger’s success a song or two may have come back. We got the official list of rejected Dwarf names from Snow White. And with The Hunger Games in theaters, we went a long way to fit this phone call with Kim Jong Il into the show…all for one line too.

645 - Stupid News - Men Only, Naked Yoga Class…Armored Truck Leaks Money…Parachute from 55th Floor to Skip out on Bar Tab

720 - Ask Shelley - History of Dingleberry? Mechanically Separated Chicken? World Record Holder for World Records?

845 - Stupid News - Cheese Knife BEHEADING…Butt Dial 911 during Robbery…Borat Anthem played at Medal Ceremony

-Eric