After you get done reading every single word here, of course. Today at the end of the show, we heard the best in metaphysical hippie garbage. Just look at the screencap below:

Yes, this is live hippie garbage. Recorded “IN THE MOMENT” live. I can’t tell if this guy’s serious or just f-ing with us. I’m leaning towards f-ing with us, but you never know. Hippies are strange these days. But the point is not to hate. Center. You must center yourself. Not ENTER, center!

Taken from SNL over the weekend, it’s Hamm & Buble. Because every Monday you get a chance to see the one thing from SNL that got laughs. It makes the rounds on Hulu and then you forget the show exists for a couple days. It’s sad really, I remember always looking forward to Saturday nights when I was growing up. And yes for a tv show, I really had nothing else going on.

Over the weekend, we hope everyone got out and had some fun. I know I did. In fact, Shelley, myself and a bunch of our friends got together and carried on a decade-old tradition of builing a phallus in the yard. I know you people from up north think this is old news, but we only get a snow like this once every 10 years. Big thanks to Rob, Jeff & Shannon for helping with the construction and design. You should see the blueprints.

I’ll go ahead and say what you’re thinking….impressive. Mighty impressive. Thanks.

And I wrap up today’s entry with a video sent by a listener of his own footage taken in Haiti. It gets real serious real quick. So let that serve as a warning, it’s real.

-E