Shelley reported a pumpkin pie shortage yesterday in the news, but above we have a team working hard to fix the problem. Crisis averted, you can all go back to your pumpkin pie filling loving worlds.

But speaking of crisis, here’s a simulator that can destroy your afternoon. It’s what a zombie outbreak would look like from Google Earth. Or something to that effect. You pick the settings like How many zombies, what direction they come from, their speed, how many civilians are armed, everything. The red outlines are the zombies, the blue are police, and green are civilians. Check your stats and everything. Slower computers may have some problems, just a head’s up. But this is a good way to kill an afternoon if you’re stuck far far away from your preferred gaming consoles.

Speaking of consoles, a lot has been made of the violence from the “No Russian” level in Modern Warfare 2 seen above. But that’s kind of tame when compared to the level of violence in some games. What games you ask? Well someone else went to the trouble of compiling a lot of the bloodiest and goriest and all-around best violent videogame Youtube clips around. And put them all on one simple page where you can just click and enjoy. If you’re into that sort of thing. I don’t see why you would be though.

-E