The next entry of “Between two ferns with Zach Galifianakis” has hit the webz, and there’s a big change. For whatever reason, Zach can’t do the show so his brother “Seth” fills in. And Seth is an amazing interviewer. I can’t tell you how glad I am that we got to see this side of Seth. And what’s great about Seth is that he doesn’t show up TOO much so that now he isn’t funny all the time, look at Ralph Wiggum on the Simpsons. So Seth interview Sean Penn, who is just a barrel of fun at all times. I hate when these things hit right after I leave for the day and I don’t see it until the next day…which is what happened here.

And I knew I forgot something…which is a total DUHHHH moment for me. But the Call of Duty: Black Ops Multiplayer full reveal was yesterday. The video is here at IGN, and I have to tell you that the wager mode doesn’t do much for me. But One in the Chamber looks fun, and so does Sharpshooter. But you’ll most likely have to watch to get the full effect. Oh man this fall is gonna be the best!

-E

Because our website is so easy to update, the pictures of our traffic hazing incident are found here at the Facebook page. Go Like It!

You know what makes that less intimidating? Replace the Gunney’s voice with that of Donald Duck. Somehow re-imagining this pivotal scene from Full Metal Jacket with Disney characters is amazingly funny. I can’t understand half of what The Duck says though….kind of disappointing in a weird yet still really funny way.

And here’s a pretty well-written piece on why sports are going to such for your kids. Not mine, I don’t have any. But the Jordan-era has ruined a lot of us. So has “purifying” baseball….but I’ll let the article say all that better than I will…

-E

Yes, the reason for the John Lennon solo project is pictured above. Taking barbershop quartet to strange new places…and now Yoko is randomly performing this “art” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. It sounds like what happens when you hand a child a microphone for the first time and they just like hearing themselves really really loud. But it has some fancy name and is best observed while on ether.

You like hearing the theme from Super Mario Bros. over and over and over again? Well here’s a boatload of ways to hear it. You’ll never want to again after clicking all of them.

You don’t see the words “Boner Killing Tit-Kerchief” in print very often. And that is a national shame. Although if more of these boner-killers existed there’d be a lot more serial jackers around town. It’s science, you can’t dispute it. I would link to the original commercial, but this version that tells the REAL story does a much better job. Enjoy.

-E

We accused Rod of getting D-Knobbed today, and whether he knew it or not…it happened. No one will admit to the knobbing though. Straaaange. Don’t know what it is? Via Cyanide & Happiness….

And then there’s this…

Don’t know what to do today? Go to this website for suggestions…although I doubt you’ll find one better than that…

-E

Who’s pumped for the concerts this weekend?? There’s too much rock to handle for most of us. But let’s take a look at why we should be excited for Creed on Saturday with a video that sounds not a thing like a Creed performance. The dude who made all these videos was actually on Kimmel before. I’m shocked, for some reason. But here’s his appearance. It was some time last year…and it really falls flat. Yes, I’m linking to a video that I’m telling you is not good. But it’s somehow ironic…right?

And I gotta warn you….this can not be unseen. A zombie dildo? Why? Gross. Do not Buy.

-E

Yup….that’s an awesome mugshot. This lady smuggled Xanax into jail, and would have gotten away with it if it hadn’t fallen out of her groinal area. But if there’s a pill that does this to you and you don’t care…must be a hell of a drug.

A while back we interviewed this guy known as “The Kid from Brooklyn” and he was pretty much what you’re picturing just by that description. A loud-mouthed New Yorker with lots of opinions on everything. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re misguided and don’t go anywhere. But they’re almost always Not Safe for Work. Here’s the 10 “best?”

And Rick read off some of the funniest/most unfortunate movie Marquee signs that the compiler of this list was able to come across. Here they are in case you missed them.

-E

You will fail…via Buzzfeed.com

-E

And not like Kriss Kross did in 4th grade. Over the weekend a person in attendance at a concert for “The Swell Season” leapt to his death. And the more of this music I hear, the more I get it. You don’t have to take my word for it, in fact I insist you suffer with the rest of us. CLICK! You know you want to!

I’m going to link to this collection of pictures because they’re funny and you will no doubt see the humor as well. It’s a bunch of clouds that look like weiners. Nature is a perv and you know it.

I don’t know what to do with this thing. I thought when the Snuggie was introduced, that we couldn’t get any lower. You know, for how complicated blankets can be, there’s one you wear like a backwards robe. So now there’s basically a robe you wrap around your head so you can look like you’re ALWAYS up to something. I’d make some kind of wild guess about what the next stupid-assed idea is that’s going to make a billions dollars…but I bet someone will take my idea so I can’t trust you peoples. Don’t buy this thing, it’s just a trick!

-E

Iron Maiden’s bar tab in Norway…damn…that’s impressive. And don’t say it’s not. Cuz you’re a dirty dirty liar if you believe that. Now I’m sure it’s for the whole crew and band, and since the band already has 23 members, its diminishes the effect just a bit.

Chatroulette is making URLs again with some viral marketing from this Last Exorcism movie. These reaction videos are great…but the language is a little salty. You know their mothers are disappointed.

-E

Incidents like this Youtube clip are part of the reason british tv is a lot better. For one, they require a license just to watch it! So that means it’s dangerous, and they can show boobs. But this weatherman’s reaction to being told that his forthcoming forecast is going to be “100% accurate” in a most fecetious manner is hilarious. But you don’t have to take my word for it…

Justin Long, if you don’t know the name, is the smarmy jerk in the Apple computer commercials. I prefer to think of him as the future Doctor in Idiocracy. Why come you no have tattoo? He got a wrong text from someone recently and trolled them pretty hard. Then took it to Kimmel. Pretty funny stuff here as well.

This jam was all over the news this morning, and it’s truly amazing and terrifying at the same time. A bull jumped into the crowd at a bullfight. I bet you didn’t know this, but not everyone who attends a bullfight is a trained bullfighter. Not like here in the States where every person who goes to any event ever could just as easily take the stage or ring or pole just as well as the paid professionals they came to see. Just like you could write this blog just as easily as I am…wait…I shouldn’t have written that one.

-E